ancient Chinese secret: Goji Berries! a super-fruit of ancient China well known for it’s health benefits…detoxing, anti-cancer, energy, sexual drive, and reverse the effects of aging. there’s a well known myth among the Chinese, of a herbalist named Li Qing Yuen, who is said to have lived from 1677 to 1933 (256 years) on a diet consisting largely of these berries (see picture above). Goji Berries rank the highest in antioxidant levels (ORAC test) among all super-fruits (noni, mangosteen, acai…), they are also high in vitamin C, amino acids, and fatty acids. through my research - i’m convinced! so i ordered a 10 pound bag of dried (organic) Goji Berries to be used with my smoothies. most of the meds out there have only a few years of research, this is natural medicine that’s been consumed for 1,000’s of years. so F-You big Pharma! i will continue to exercise and consume super-fruits to keep you away!
aside from the health benefits, i think it’s a fun word to say…G-O-J-I-B-E-R-R-I-E-S - it’s almost pornographic;) these two words can be used in so many context. (angry) “there’s the door…take your Goji Berry ass and get the hell out!” (intimate) “i’m so in love with you, your the only Goji Berry for me.” (sexual) “want to hop on my Goji Berry?” (sad) “there will never be another Goji Berry like that again:(” it can also be used as a title for an epic hollywood movie, “in search of the golden Goji Berry.” also in porn, “Goji Berry does China Town.” one can also use it to name their pets, (dog) Goji…(cat) Berry. or maybe, you have an urge to learn a foreign word today…just say “Goji” and leave out the “Berries.” there you have it - you just said a Chinese word.
we live in a serious world with many challenging issues, sometimes it’s just nice to be a little silly…it’s Wednesday and i say “have a Goji Berry day:)”
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